You look so familiar… I think I saw you somewhere, probably in my dreams…
If I had a candy bar for every time I thought of you, I would be fat, but still sad and missing you!
Hey beautiful! You must be tired after running all day in my mind.
boy: Did it hurt?
boy: To crawl out of hell, because girl, you‘re looking hella fine!
You know you’re pretty… pretty beautiful. Your smile could light up LA city after the dark and all the stars in the sky.
It is said that nothing lasts forever. I would like to ask you, will you be my nothing?
Boy: Please tell me, how does it feel?
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: To be the most beautiful star in the sky.
You must be an enchantress… cause every time I am with you the whole world disappears.
Boy: I guess your parents are bakers?
Girl: Why do you think so?
Boy: Because they made you such a cutie pie!
To my opinion, a perfect lecture is like a girl‘s skirt – sufficiently long to cover the subject, but quite short to maintain the interest.
You might fall from a mountain,
Or you might fall from a tree,
But the perfect way for you to fall,
Is to fall in love with me.
Nice, handsome, funny, smart, charming… Well, enough about me.. now please tell me about yourself.
Hello, I guess your name is Google… Because you have everything that I am searching for!
Boy: I‘d like you to read my palm.
Girl: But I don‘t see anything.
Boy: Of course you don‘t, love is blind.
Why do you put my name on your Facebook status so often?
Well, Facebook always asks what is on my mind right now, and actually it is you..
Think great, think positive, think beautiful…
I agree, that‘s a lot to think about…
But I can offer you a shortcut – all you need is to think about me!
I‘ve lost my phone number, maybe I can have yours?
You look so familiar to me, I guess we took some class together… and I bet it was chemistry.
I have to admit, that you are sort of a medication for me, cause I feel so much better every time when we meet..
Damn, you‘re sooo sweet, baby, I believe I could give up sugar for life!
I guess there is some switch on my forehead, cause each time you come around, you immediately turn me on..
I hope that you know mouth to mouth breathing technique, cause you are taking my breath away..
Something happened to my eyes, I just cannot take them off you..
I need a map, cause I‘m lost in your beautiful eyes..
You are so wonderful, just like a Bounty, an amazing piece of paradise on Earth!
If I had a dollar every time I think of you, I would be rich, but still missing you!
Please, stop wearing make up! It spoils the perfect beauty.
I heard that fresh juice is good for our body, but.. Gosh, how much you‘ve been drinking it?
If you delete this message, it means that you love me,
If you save it – this means that you desire me,
And it you ignore it – this is because you miss me.
So what you gonna do?
It happens that girls are like domain names – cause the ones that I like are already occupied.