April Fools day messages for friends

Hey bestie, I’ve just realized that you are the most precious thing I have ever had, therefore, I would like to sell you and become rich. I know that you want the best for me and you won’t mind. Thanks!
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You’re not going to believe what just happened to me! I’ve just saw your celebrity crush and he gave me his number! We’re going out tonight. Anyway, happy April Fools!
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Yes, I forgot to wish you a happy birthday, I probably forgot to text you on Christmas as well, but I will never forget to text you on April Fools Day. This day was made for you, mate. Enjoy every second of it.
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You are not allowed to prank me today. I know you like April Fools, but I promise if you do something stupid our friendship will be over. Am I joking? I don’t know, try me and we’ll see, I guess.
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Yes, this is my favourite day of the year, and I’m proud of that. Does it make me the biggest fool in the world? Probably. But I’m glad that I have the second biggest fool as my best friend, and we will enjoy April Fools together.