Happy April Fools Day

I’m not texting you any kind of jokes today, because our friendship is already a one giant joke. I love you anyway. But I do think that we need to be more serious from time to time. Behave.
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Just wanted to tell you that I will be leaving for Mexico soon. I have decided that I need to free myself from everyday routine and find a peace of mind… I’m not actually. But it’s April Fools, so I just had to try to confuse you.
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Your mom just told me that you are spending time with your other best friend. What is that supposed to mean? Do you have other friends? I’m not happy about it. We need to talk ASAP. Also, happy April Fools.
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Happy April Fools to the weirdest kid I know. But I love it, because I’m a weirdo too. We are a match made in heaven, I guess. Do you want to prank someone and get in trouble? I’m down for it, just text me and I’ll be on my way.
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April Fools should be the most important day of the year. Are you ready to prank someone? I’ve been waiting for it for so long. I don’t care if you want to do it or not, I’m on my way. We’re getting in trouble today.