April fools cards
Can you say “Coca Cola” without your lips touching? Try it, I bet you cannot. Did you do that? You don’t need lips to say that, you fool. You just got pranked, buddy. Happy April Fools!
On this wonderful day I want to thank you for showing me that I’m not the stupidest man on the planet. I highly appreciate it, mate. Just kidding! But you have to admit that we could be smarter.
It’s your professional holiday again! Happy April Fools, buddy. I hope you will feel better knowing that you are not alone, there are people just like you, and this day were made for you.
You are the inspiration for everyone on this special day. April Fools was made for you. You represent this day; you are the official face of this day. Thank you for being a true role model.
I just wanted to say that you are the most beautiful human being I’ve ever seen. I can’t keep it a secret anymore. There’s something else I wanted to tell you… Happy April Fools!