April fools cards

Can you say “Coca Cola” without your lips touching? Try it, I bet you cannot. Did you do that? You don’t need lips to say that, you fool. You just got pranked, buddy. Happy April Fools!
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On this wonderful day I want to thank you for showing me that I’m not the stupidest man on the planet. I highly appreciate it, mate. Just kidding! But you have to admit that we could be smarter.
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It’s your professional holiday again! Happy April Fools, buddy. I hope you will feel better knowing that you are not alone, there are people just like you, and this day were made for you.
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You are the inspiration for everyone on this special day. April Fools was made for you. You represent this day; you are the official face of this day. Thank you for being a true role model.
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I just wanted to say that you are the most beautiful human being I’ve ever seen. I can’t keep it a secret anymore. There’s something else I wanted to tell you… Happy April Fools!