My doctor told me
My doctor told me that I have a shortage of vitamin U.
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I dreamt of you last night… who knew you could move like that?
There are seven billion people in the world, and I have chosen you, my pikachu!
When I saw you for the first time, I though your name was Angel, because you look like you were sent from the sky!
You know, I saw you in my dreams last night, you looked so hot!
A present is waiting for you tonight, I hope you like it, because I sure as hell will 😉
I am absolutely addicted to you, baby, I need to see you every single day.
Today I am wearing a coloured bra, want to guess the colour?
I wonder what should I wear tonight… what’s your choice – maid or nurse?
I have a surprise for you later, honey, and I bet you will like it..
I need to confess, I had a dream about you last night and it was so hot..
Hey, stop thinking about me… I guess it is difficult, isn’t it? 🙂
What do you think, should I wear a short skirt or a really short skirt tonight?
I didn’t sleep well last night, needed you there to cuddle me.
I‘m just wondering is it really so hot here or is it all because of you?
Why does it always happen that when I am trying to concentrate on studying, all I can think of is you, grrr…
I just want to let you know that you are always the first and the last thing on my mind.
If you become just a little bit hotter, we will need to call the fire brigade…
I am not flirting with you, I am just being extra sweet to somebody who is too much attractive.
Come here and take off my lip gloss, cowboy…