Funny quotes for friends
I think that we’ve entered the stage in our relationship when we can discuss poop stuff without being embarrassed. I hope you will accept my proposition and discuss poop with me as soon as possible. Thank you and have a nice day.
Hi bud, I wanted to talk to you about something. I’m really tired of you stealing my fries. I think this behaviour is unacceptable, and you have to stop. Thank you for understanding.
Do you think we can continue laughing at the stupidest things? I mean, we’ve grown up and I’m not sure if it’s acceptable now. Well, nevermind, at least I’m not being stupid by myself. I’ll always have you.
I can’t wait for us to grow old together and live in a nursing home. Can you imagine the chaos? We will destroy this place as soon as we get there.
I’m on my way because I’m bored and I have nothing to eat. Could I buy some groceries and take a nap at home? Yes, yes, I could. But it wouldn’t be special because I wouldn’t be ableirritate you.