Short hilarious texts for friends
Mate, it’s so important to have a supportive and loving friend in life. Someone who will always be there to keep you from troubles, you know? Do you understand what I’m trying to say? You need to work on your friend skills, buddy.
I’m so glad that I have you. I’ve never thought that someday I’ll find someone who has no sense of humour just like me. Who is just as awkward and lost in this crazy world. I’m talking about you, buddy!
A friend is someone whose brain farts smell the same as yours do, because being stupid together is much more fun than being stupid all by yourself. Thank you for being my dumb missing puzzle piece, mate.
I’m glad that I have a friend like you because every time I feel like a loser, I remember that you actually exist and I immediately feel so much better. The support in our relationship gives me life mate.
Just wanted to remind you that you are very lucky to have a friend like me, because no other human being would be able to tolerate you. I accept cash as a form of gratitude, thank you very much.