Funny sms for friends
The best thing about you is not the fact that you will comfort me if someone hurts me really bad. It’s the fact that you will do anything to destroy this person’s life just to make me feel better.
Who needs a psychiatrist when there are friends like you? I know that my dirtiest secrets are safe with you, and you will never tell on me. You know why? Because I know your dirtiest secrets too.
I would be so terrified if someone heard our weird conversations. Sometimes our discussions make me physically sick, but let’s never stop having those. It’s disgusting but fun.
Do I love when you fall or / and hurt yourself? Yes. Do I ghost you for weeks from time to time? Absolutely I do. Did I eat all the food from your fridge? Also yes. But it doesn’t mean I don’t love you!
You know you’ve found your best friend when you start discussing your funeral. The song that will be playing, the food that will be served. Have you decided yet? I want everything to be perfect!