Funny text messages for friends
It’s nice to know that I have a company for spending my eternity in Hell. So happy you’re such a bad influence! Love you more than anyone in the world, buddy.
I can’t stand you. You’re crazy, annoying, and you laugh too loud. Well, I guess you’re just like me. That’s why I can’t imagine my life without you, weirdo.
If we were last people on Earth and there was just one piece of food left… I would burry you with all my respect. You’re going to have the best funeral, buddy!
I can’t believe how lucky you are to have me as your best friend. I’m so jealous of you, mate. Just kidding, your kinda okay as well.
Hey, gorgeous. Do you believe in friendship at the first sight? Well, I definitely do since I met you. Let’s get completely crazy together.