Funny messages for friend
Girl to shopkeeper: I am looking for a nice love card.
Shopkeeper: Maybe you will like this one, it tells „To the only boy I ever loved“.
Girl: This card is perfect! Give me 10 of them, please.
Men with pierced ears are more prepared for marriage.
Because they have already experienced pain and bought jewellery.
Advice for boys: if you wish to change the country, better do it right now. Because when you get married, you will not be able to change the TV channel, not speaking about the country…
There is one way for transferring your funds, which is even faster than electronic banking.
This is marriage.
The shortest way to a woman’s heart is to say 3 simple words: “You lost weight!”.
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